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🔥 Fire Funk – The Heavy Hitter You’ve Been Waiting For 🔥

👃 Nose: Sour Diesel × Citrus Gas Bomb – 10/10 💣
Open the jar and BOOM — you’re hit with an unapologetically loud, sour diesel stank that screams potency. A sharp, gassy aroma rolls through with undercurrents of zesty sour citrus, teasing your nose like a prelude to chaos. This isn’t your average funk — it’s Fire Funk, and it demands attention. 💥👃🍋

🧠 High: Indica-Heavy, Memory Gone – 10/10 🛋️
60/40 indica-dominant hybrid with effects that hit harder than your last bad decision. Expect instant couchlock, short-term memory loss, and zombie-mode sedation — very Gorilla Glue-esque but somehow even heavier. Perfect for nights when you want your brain turned off like a light switch. Say goodbye to productivity and hello to obliteration. 😵🌀🔥

👁️ Bag Appeal: Looks That Deceive – 9/10 🍇
Medium-sized nugs, tight structure, and a frosty exterior make Fire Funk an eye-catcher — but crack one open and you’ll find a deep purple core hidden inside like a secret worth sharing. Visually unique, dense, and dusted with trichomes, it almost looks too pretty to smoke… almost. 🌈✨💜

If you’re into gassy funk, Gorilla Glue-style highs, and buds with that secret sauce look, Fire Funk is your new go-to. Just don’t plan on remembering what you did after you smoked it. 😶‍🌫️🛌💨